A Must Read. I swear These are good!

26 04 2006

Things to think about…  Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thoughtabout; 

1.    Can you cry under water? 

2.     How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

3.     Why do you have to "put your two cents in.?" .       But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to? 

4.     Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were        buried in for eternity? 

5.     Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 

6.     What disease did cured ham actually have? 

7.     How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

8.     Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 

9.      If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

10.    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 

11.    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in         binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

12.     Why do doctors leave the room while you change?  They're goingto see you naked anyway. 

13.     Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural 

14.     Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

15.      If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid songabout  him? 

16.       Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 

17.       If the professor on Gilligan's
Island can make a radio out
of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 

18.       Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, butdon't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 

17.       Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?They're both dogs! 

18.       If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACMEcrap, why didn't  he just buy dinner? 

19.       If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is madefrom vegetables,  what is baby oil made from? 

20.       If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come frommorons? 

21.       Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star havethe same tune? 

22.       Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 

23.       Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he getsmad at  you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head outthe  window? 

24.       Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in thefirst  place? 

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15 06 2006
schnookiputtzi

OMG! I laughed my ass off reading this!!

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