Jackass The Movie Number Two Is Coming Out!

27 08 2006

Jackass Number 2 Is coming out in the movies on the 22nd September, although I’m not sure if that is in Australia. I have however discovered that it is supposed to be coming out on the 22nd of november for all us Australians, so two months to go guys. *Pout* I’m just happy they made another!

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 Here’s a website I found with the Trailer and some other stuff.

http://www.jackassmovie.com/

See ya at the cinema’s!

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People Are Afraid Of What They Don’t Understand. Yet What We Do Understand We Abuse

25 08 2006

It’s rather funny the way people act when they are sad or angry, drunk or shocked. I guess it’s how we tell if people are feeling these emotions or under these symptoms because the person is not acting like themselves. 

What is acting like yourself?

There is no such thing as normal because if your sad your not acting like yourself but then again if your happy your also not acting like yourself. I suppose that the basis of ‘one’s self’ is the main way they behave in day to day life. So is being yourself something that you define or someone else?

If someone else says “Your not being yourself today” then that means that you’re not acting the way that person see’s you. In essence you are always acting like yourself because you never stop being you.

So why try to be someone else? You can’t because no matter how much you try to change to be someone else you’ll always end up being you.





Synopsis and How My Mini Novel Is Going

25 08 2006

How my story is coming along…..well it’s not.

I’ve stopped writing for a while all together. Why have I done this…because I’ve found everything I write is in some way sick, twisted and disturbing so therefore I’m having a break from my story.

 

 My story so far is about 4 thousand words and that’s just the prologue. I spent two months planning the story and it has changed over 8 times. It started off as a remake of a story I wrote in Grade 6 called the ‘Life after Death’ which is about these four girls who die in a hurricane and when they are reincarnated they are cursed to die at the same age.

My story then changed from that to the same story line just instead of one past life it became a problem that killed them over and over and they just keep getting reincarnated but eventually they work out what’s happening and find some weird way to stop it. I then changed it to the cause and effect so what one girl did in her past life will be the cause of her death in the next life.

That idea was based off another story I wrote in year 8 called “Recurring Tragedy” it was after that I realised I needed a new plan and a fresh one, something completely different.

After that I dumped the whole story to put in a ‘ripple effect’ structure similar to the movie ‘Two hands’. I ended up dumping that story too but holding onto the idea.

Then eventually I worked on the problems in my original story so they made sense and I came up with the two page plan for my final copy of my story “If the Sky Were to Open Up”.

 

The new story it based on four people who a series of events happen to that leads up to the demise of the human race. So the events that happen to the first character will affect the second character and the second character does something that will affect the third and so on. It’s all very complicated and it took lots of screaming and frustration to finally finish a plan for my story so now I can write it.

 

Here is just one paragraph from my story to give you an idea of my style of writing:

 

My eyes adjusted to the dark and I saw Dad standing there with a gun in his hand. It looked just like the ones that
Roy and Jim next door played with.
I new instantly that this was different, I wasn’t stupid I had seen guns before but this wasn’t a toy, nor a game.“Don’t say anything you can’t try to trick me, I heard the planes I know they’re coming” He shouted. I looked at him confused.“Dad, what are you doing?” He shook his head around trying to shake off my words.“I’m not going die, I’m going to kill you before you kill me” He lifted the gun pointing to where I was sitting. His finger lay on the trigger waiting for the command.I suddenly felt a fear, a fear I’d never known before, a fear of death.“Dad…please….”





The Umbilical Brothers & Rove Live Clips

19 08 2006

Umbilical Brothers

Rove Live News Desk

Another Rove Live News Desk

Another, Another Rove Live News Desk’

Elmo On Rove Live

News Desk

Hang Up. Don’t Hang Up 

Rove Live Music Video “What About Me”


            
        
       





Movie Trailers

19 08 2006

Happy Feet

Over The Hedge

The Simpsons Movie

Scary Movie 4

Final Destination 3

pirates Of The Caribbean 2

Monster House

Charlotte’s Web


        
        
        
               
        
        
       





16 Fun Things To Do At K-Mart

18 08 2006

16 FUN THINGS TO DO AT K-MART 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts. 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in house wares".... and see what happens. 

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by. 

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 

9. Look right into the security camera using it as a mirror to pick your nose. 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream. NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! 

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "I choose you Pikachu!" 

!HAVE FUN!





Viva La Bam (Prank Wars. Bam & Johnny)

12 08 2006